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Thursday, May 19, 2005

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We hold these truths to be self-evident,
that all men are created equal,
that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights,
that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.
That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men,

deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.
That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends,

it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government,
laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form,
as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence,
indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown,
that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable,
than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object,
evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty,
to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Dear Spazzies....

I don't know what is wrong with the site.....but scroll all the way down for Links and About Me until I figure it out.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

I can taste the throw up slowly coming up from my guts as I read this.UGH!

Me and Mariah, go back like babies and pacifiers, Ole dirt dog no liar

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Got me feeling emotion!


Andre! we all need your help honey!


I'm getting the FUCK outta dodge!

Our troops are saying "to hell with this bullshit." That's exactly what this war is BULLSHIT! I say way to go to the brave and valiant men and women of the armed forces! Where ever you are.

"If I am sincere in what I say and there's consequences because of my
actions, I am prepared to stand up and take it," Sgt Benderman said. "If I have
to go to prison because I don't want to kill anybody, so be it."

**please click the title for article link, biyotches!**

Yeah that's it...Persecute our children for showing love and compassion to another human being.


A 14-year-old girl received detention over a lingering hug she gave her
boyfriend at school, infuriating her mother and putting school officials on the


Tuesday, May 17, 2005

History lesson for the evening! SPAZOIDS! Have a good night.

Antonio Maceo
1848 -- 1896

General Antonio Maceo Grajales was second-in-command of the Cuban army of independence. Commonly known as "the Titan of Bronze," Maceo was one of the outstanding guerrilla leaders in nineteenth century Latin America, easily comparable to José Antonio Páez of Venezuela.
The son of a Venezuelan mulatto and Afro-Cuban woman, Maceo began his fight for Cuban liberation by enlisting as a private in the army in 1868 when the Ten Years War began. Five years later, he was promoted to the rank of general because of his bravery and his demonstrated ability to outmaneuver the Spanish army. In 1878 when most of the Cubans generals believed that their armies could not defeat the Spaniards, Maceo refused to surrender without winning Cuban independence and the abolition of slavery. Ultimately he was forced to leave Cuba.
He returned to Cuba when war with Spain began again. His most famous campaign in the War of Cuban liberation was his invasion of western Cuba when his troops, mostly Afro-Cubans on horseback, covered more than 1,000 miles in 92 days and fought the enemy in 27 separate encounters. Spanish general Valeriano Weyler pursued him vigorously if only to curtail Maceo's destruction of the Cuban sugar industry. On December 7, 1896 Maceo was captured and killed as he attempted to rejoin Maximo Gómez' forces. His death prompted yet another congressional resolution for belligerent rights for Cuba.


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El Stupido! I, El Stupido, am going to speak with Black Leaders, so that I can pretend to like folk...err..uh...African American people

We love ignorance! YES WE DO! We love ignorance! AND SO WILL YOU!

When the hell are people gonna learn that you can't put others down just to make yourself feel better. Remember when you got picked on in school and you went home and told your Mom? YEAH, YOU REMEMBER! Your mother would have probably said something like "Honey people pick on others because they hate themselves, they do it to feel better about themselves. Well Vicente the "president" of Mexico must have been one of those bullies with low self esteem that picked on others.

Vicente made some nice little racist comments last week to defend his people from racist conditions. Uhhhhh.....memo to dumb ass Vicente, you don't fight fire with fire(I know some say you do, but it NEVER works), furthermore what century does Vicente's stupid ass live in! The last time I heard of Black people scrubbing toilets and such was when Jim Crow was still in effect and they were probably the only jobs we could get. Now things are better....YEAH, THEY'RE STILL FUCKED UP, but still better. Didn't someone forward the memo about slavery and civil rights to Vicente? I guess not! Maybe someone forgot to alert the Mexican "President" that MOST people in America won't do the jobs some immigrants do!

What annoys me most about his comments is that he is a person of color too. Maybe he thinks he is white or a white chicano. NEWSFLASH! To Americans you are a Mexican/Latin American. Why put down your own people(yes, we're are your people too, moron!) Furthermore, he fails to realize that he managed to insult Mexicans and Mexican Americans too. All immigrants illegal or otherwise aren't busboys and office maids. So if I was Mexican I would not be backing this asshole on his comments, but as another person of color I am always appalled at how divided people of color are. I am also apalled that there are still people that think that Black people are nothing but barnacles on the bottoms of ships or nothing more than the green slimy jam in between toes, subhumans to be picked, prodded at, and dicarded. FAIR GAME.

So, I guess Vicente was and still is one of those kids that picked on others to make himself and in this case his people feel better. Only he is waaay to ignorant to realize it does more harm than good.

*please click on title link above for article, Spazoids!*


This woman never ceases to amaze me ...She does absolutely nothing. Here is someone with shitloads of money and influence. She has the power to change views and influence the decisions of an incredibly large number of people. Yet at times she has nothing to AT ALL to offer the public. I don't normally watch her show because I work(like most normal people), but when I catch a preview of one of her shows I can't get over how absolutely ridiculous most of the topics are. Don't get me wrong, at times I love her. I love what she stands for, how she got to where she is, and how she manages to inspire people everyday. However when she devotes a whole show to human shit when there are over 1600 American soldiers dead in Iraq I have a problem with that. Maybe her producers ran out of ideas and thought that that topic would be both informative yet cute. Maybe her producers are vapid idiotic morons? HEY WHO KNOWS! What I do know is the people we perceive as leaders of today really aren't, the people who have a platform rarely use it, some are only concerned with lining their own pockets. I'm not saying our dear Oprah Winfrey is one of those people, but sometimes she makes me wonder.